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simulconvee
bootydharma took out a cigaret-lookin thing, but it was too big for a cigaret, but i dont think it was a one-hitter. he put it to his lips and inhaled, and then what hapend is two conversations began simultaneusly and went on paralell, ocasionly intersecting like a trail and a river but moreso, because they got mixed up together.
Anyway, their real into simulconvee here. i ve been wantin to give it
a shot, here goes—
—so you took the bait?【 booty-d to me 】
kayla squinted at the weird cigaret.
—you mean D’s bet?【 me 】
—whats that?【 kayla 】
—no, my invitation to athens【 bd 】
—its an e-cigaret【 madi to k 】
—so that was you?【 me 】
—whats an eesigret?【 k 】
—theres only one bootydarma i hope【– b d –】an electronic cigaret. no smoke, see?
bootydharma suckd on the apparatus, then exhaled something that lookd like smoke exept it disapeard instantly.
—you must be the one who told them i was comin【 me to bd 】
kayla held out an empty cup.
— i might a warnd a person or two 【 – bd – 】 would you like a drink kayla?
—is that somethin yall do to fuck with
—sure!【 k 】
peeples minds?【 me 】
—theres sailorjerry in the console【 bd 】
—not exacly【 bd, to me 】
—whats a console?【 k 】
—morelike to not to fuckwith yourmind【 m 】
—th’thing between the seats【 bd to k 】
—athens is confusin enough as it is【 bd 】
—why dintcha just say that?【 k 】
—troodat【 m 】
—cause theres a word for it【 bd 】
—especialy since nobody will explain
—consoles a stupid word【 k 】
anything【 me 】
—you gota better one?【 bd 】
—
—yeah. shitbox【 k 】
  confusion isnt always a bad thing【 – m – 】did you justsay shitbox?
—i knew youd come【 bd to me 】
—i made it up!【 k 】
—how?【 me 】
—i nevercould remember whatcha calld
—when i mentiond neutralmilk dude,
that thing【 m 】i like shitbox way better.
i could see your drool thru the screen,
—its a box for yer shit【 k 】
i betchyou read that shit ten times.
—i m never gona say console again.
—i read it a few【 me 】
—y know i made it up【 bd 】
my face fell, i am sure.
—you did not!【 m to bd 】you shouldnt fuckwith newbies like that.
—aright, i didnt make it up【 bd 】but i had you. you shoulda
seen yourself, al. you had suckerface.
—you hav a prety awsom suckerface【  madi to me,
then to booty-d  】whadju tellim about?
—firstime jeff playd in town—
—with elfpower and he was
nockin peeple over and broke aarons drums. dont handout all your goldstars
now al, booty-d’ll give you plennymore chances to be imprest.
—but i am imprest.
—i’m sure you woulda been there if youd livd in
athens then, but remember— most people didnot. its easy to forget that
sometimes. your here now, thats what matters.
madi’s little speech made me feel a litle woozy, like
taylor and his nyquil.
—but i’m not— here.
—sure ya are【 madi 】even if you dont plan to be here forever,
your here now.
—well thats true.
soon as i admited that, i felt light, like i’d shifted up a few inches.
it was scary, but i breathd in like a flowerout like a cloud
this is not a metaphor not a metafor
you can be a flower you can be a cloud
you already are
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